Convenient zzz-ing.

I can fall asleep anywhere, no matter how loud or uncomfortable, and being a deep sleeper, usually don’t wake up to people even yelling in my ear. As a consequence, I have encountered several embarrassing moments, to the extent that a few people have videos of me being woken up and a lot of people with photos of me asleep in abnormal positions.
Recently I fell asleep in English class, which is reasonable considering the teacher puts no effort in to make the class even slightly interesting and worth staying awake for. This has led to teachers, including the Principal, asking me if anything is wrong and if everything is okay at home, as well as my teacher ringing my Mum and a lecture about how I shouldn’t stay up so late.
I just like to sleep.

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